Anti-surprise Enthusiast T-Shirts

Surprise

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"

"Surprise!"

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

"Instead of playing with that boring ball you got me, I updated your computer's operating system, I cleaned your keyboard and ran an antivirus scan."

'great win, kids! Let's celebrate... My treat!!'

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

"Yes, a surprise engagement. Even my husband-to-be here didn't know..."

"Woof"

"Woah - random!"

"She gets her musical ability from me."

'A kissogram for the boss? It must be a mistake.'

Surprise Party

'And tomorrow we will be having a surprise test.'

'I just faxed my tie to our Des Moines office.'

'Ah, it seems that I've completely misjudged the mood of the evening.'

"Mr. Dankin, the plumber will see you now."

"Perhaps this will refresh your memory."

Tonight... Dine At The Terror Room

'Oh, you nut! I thought we agreed we weren't going to make a big fuss over birthdays anymore.'

The disgusting, embarrassing sound of a whoopie cushion...

It's the little surprises that keep a marriage exciting...

'Well, on the bright side, we DID manage to keep it a surprise.'

'It's a surprise present for my husband - He's expecting golf clubs!'

Happy Birthday MUM!

Snickle's Trapdoor Factory.

Genie in a trash can.

"I found my thrill on Blueberry Hill."

"This is a great investment, as long as you're not in it for the thrills and chills."

'The Birthday boy's home darling. Now what's this big surprise you little minx?'

This is classical in hiring: she's trying to unsettle the candidate to find out how he reacts point blank to the unexpected.