Anti-surprise Enthusiast T-Shirts

Surprise

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

"Surprise!"

"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

"Instead of playing with that boring ball you got me, I updated your computer's operating system, I cleaned your keyboard and ran an antivirus scan."

'great win, kids! Let's celebrate... My treat!!'

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

'I hate surprises!'

A kid is about to be grabbed by an oversized claw.

Tuna Surprise $4.95. You have to admit - he's pretty surprising!

"She gets her musical ability from me."

"Woof"

'A kissogram for the boss? It must be a mistake.'

"Woah - random!"

"Yes, a surprise engagement. Even my husband-to-be here didn't know..."

Surprise Party

'And tomorrow we will be having a surprise test.'

"Mr. Dankin, the plumber will see you now."

'Ah, it seems that I've completely misjudged the mood of the evening.'

'I just faxed my tie to our Des Moines office.'

"Perhaps this will refresh your memory."

Tonight... Dine At The Terror Room

'Oh, you nut! I thought we agreed we weren't going to make a big fuss over birthdays anymore.'

'Well, on the bright side, we DID manage to keep it a surprise.'

'It's a surprise present for my husband - He's expecting golf clubs!'

It's the little surprises that keep a marriage exciting...

Happy Birthday MUM!

The disgusting, embarrassing sound of a whoopie cushion...

Snickle's Trapdoor Factory.

'Really, this award has come as a great surprise...'

"I found my thrill on Blueberry Hill."

Genie in a trash can.

'The Birthday boy's home darling. Now what's this big surprise you little minx?'

Surprise is the key to success.