Anti-cleaning Enthusiast T-Shirts

'We'd be crazy to vacuum now.'

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Moses separating his Laundry.

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

Sweep the board.

Dogs shaving

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

"Have you been using 'Vanish' again?"

'It comes with three settings. Single, Married, and Children.'

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

'Cleanliness is next to 'clean room' in the dictionary. Look it up.'

'But you said to clean my room.'

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

Wash your hands

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

'I know my instruments are sterilized every day but I have no idea who does it.'

Dust Bunny

"I was wrong. Apparently, it wasn't our kids who used all my bubble bath."

Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

"Relax, Dad... I'll put your toothbrush away when I'm done. I always do."

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."