Anti-organic Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Health foods don't interest me. I need all the preservatives i can get.'

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

But is it organic?

Politically Correct Snowperson

See you at the farmers market!

All Natural Nothing

At the market

"All of tonight's specials dance around the whole GMO thing."

Eco Princess

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

"Mulch madness"

"Well, son. . . here your dad makes the famous 'fresh from nature' food!"

'Our health-care system - eat organically.'

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

'Who says you're not genetically manipulated?'

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

'Our chickens are a real 'come back' story: raised organic, they hooked up with some seedy fowl, but then, thankfully, were saved by massive doses of antibiotics.'

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

'Be careful...It may not be organic.'

'What do you have that hasn't been cloned?'

'Is it organic?'

'A word of advice, the squeaky wheel gets the totally organic, 0 trans-fat, soy-based lubricant.'

Heart Disease Menu

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

"You want organic, we'll make it organic."