Anti-sports Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Olympics? It's the first I've heard of the Olympics being on."

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

Improvised Dentistry.

"Yin and Yankee fan"

"I have 15,000 patients...so my fantasy football team stinks."

Follow England mate, they're always crap!

Terry, to me! I'm in space!

"By the time I develop a true understanding of sand, I'll probably be forced into some sort of organized sports."

'Team spirit, my ass.'

Church Open 51 Sundays Per Year, Closed Superbowl Sunday

'Big deal. I could win every race too, if I used performance-enhancing sugar.'

'Please cover for me Carol. I'll be away from my desk, roaming the cubicles, searching for sports talk.'

'Amazing! You're the first patient I've ever met who gets blisters on his feet and pain in his back just by thinking of sport!'

'I can't decide which I'm least excited about...the royal wedding or the Olympics.'

"I consider myself to be a counterproductive member of society."

"Now isn’t this better than that silly Super Bowl game?"

'Crickets? I mean cricket?'

"Well, if you don't want to talk politics would you like to talk baseball?"

'The fish and chips are very nice.'

'...You've got no game.'

'Before we delete their planet, let's play their quaint little ball game once more.'

"Personally, I liked this place better before it became a sports bar."

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

'I've crossed chalk with cheese!'

Quite by accident one football hater kicked the ball to the other football hater, who kicked it back again...