Anti-negativity Enthusiasts Gifts

The Ekert Saga: 'Ok, girls...we need to get the Ekert back down to reasonable size before it destroys out house...so no more TV, radio, or any other negative energy...'

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

Maitre d' to astronaut couple entering restaurant: 'Gravity or no-gravity?'

Same sex families - it's about love, not sex, after all...

Resilience Funds and Imperialism

"Life sucks and then you keep living."

"Today, in all aspects of life losses outnumbered gains."

This guy is always upbeat and sees the glass as half full. I like riding home like this at the end of the day. It's nice finishing on an optimistic note.

"In this one, I can hear the sound of traffic."

"I like your attitude, Harris."

"Gracie, can you make me soar?"

"We need to hire more women."

Freedom Marches On

Brain and heart sweep away the negative

"We all make mistakes. That's why pencils have erasers!"

'A ceiling? All this time I thought it was a floor.'

"Laundry or composting?"

Traffic Light Instructions

'Life's too short to hold grudges.' 'No it's not! You just need to organize your time better.'

"To retain our staus as an equal opportunities employer...."

Stuff you need once then leave at the back of the cupboard to fester

A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it isn't open.

'Come on, guys, you know what they say: The sour puss never gets the new contract'.'

"Sorry if I'm negative, but I'm operating on a need to no basis."

"Packaging waste is bad for the environment. That's why we're selling canned soup without cans."

The partners demonstrated their enthusiasm for open plan.

The Ekert Saga: '...A place where people are always unhappy no matter how well things are going? Ah! Got it...Go to Fenway Park in Boston.'

'No wrinkles or botox for me: I naturally change my skin every so often...'

"Personally, I find it counterintuitive."

'I'm tellin' you, Maurice, you should try it. I feel younger, more confident and just yesterday I caught a coupla gibbons checkin' me out.'

'Stop that racket!'

'Recycling'

"You've got to accentuate the positive, eliminate the negative, latch on to the affirmative, don't mess with mister inbetween!"

When Tia Carmen says... "Every misfortune you have carries in it the seed of tomorrow's good luck!" it means... "I didn't win the lottery last week, but this week that jackpot's mine!"