Negativity Buster Gifts

'Life's too short to hold grudges.' 'No it's not! You just need to organize your time better.'

The Jeopardy of Progress

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

North Pole

"You need to lose 20 cable channels."

"He really hates all the fake news!!"

The Expert

'Ready for your bonus, Bob?'

"Be patient. It's almost dead."

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

STRIP *Community Care * 'client empowerment' policy

SWAT Team (going in to catch a fly).

Flies up the ante!

'If congress regulates obscene bonuses, isn't that a violation of the first amendment?'

'That's part of the reason for our problem. We lost the key to the door.'

Fake News - Tabloid News - State-run News - Free Press

Car Emissions

'His debugging skills are exceptional.'

'Judge Mental.'

"Today, in all aspects of life losses outnumbered gains."

Oil Spill

"Life sucks and then you keep living."

Brain and heart sweep away the negative

"I tried killing an annoying bug with my nail gun. It seemed like a good idea at the time."

'Not that insect, silly! That's my husband.'

Sigmund Freud.

"Fake it till you make it, baby."

"We're looking for someone just like you but with testicles."

Priest fighting the Zika mosquito by getting rid of its standing water.

MRSA Guide to hospital.

"Aha! - there's a nice spot for a picnic..."

'How damp is this place? Let me put it this way: I use mold and mildew remover as a skin care product.'

'Seriously, honey, if there's a bug in the kitchen, just step on it!'

Summertime Blues

'Triple your money back! 100% effective against pesticide resistant insects! Guaranteed!