Negativity Buster Mugs

'Life's too short to hold grudges.' 'No it's not! You just need to organize your time better.'

The Jeopardy of Progress

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

North Pole

"You need to lose 20 cable channels."

'Ready for your bonus, Bob?'

"Be patient. It's almost dead."

"He really hates all the fake news!!"

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

STRIP *Community Care * 'client empowerment' policy

Car Emissions

'If congress regulates obscene bonuses, isn't that a violation of the first amendment?'

Fake News - Tabloid News - State-run News - Free Press

'That's part of the reason for our problem. We lost the key to the door.'

Flies up the ante!

'Judge Mental.'

"Today, in all aspects of life losses outnumbered gains."

"Life sucks and then you keep living."

Oil Spill

'Not that insect, silly! That's my husband.'

Sigmund Freud.

"We're looking for someone just like you but with testicles."

Brain and heart sweep away the negative

Priest fighting the Zika mosquito by getting rid of its standing water.

"I tried killing an annoying bug with my nail gun. It seemed like a good idea at the time."

MRSA Guide to hospital.

"Aha! - there's a nice spot for a picnic..."

'How damp is this place? Let me put it this way: I use mold and mildew remover as a skin care product.'

'Seriously, honey, if there's a bug in the kitchen, just step on it!'

"Sorry if I'm negative, but I'm operating on a need to no basis."

'Triple your money back! 100% effective against pesticide resistant insects! Guaranteed!