Negativity Navigator Mugs

Passing Emotions

"Today, in all aspects of life losses outnumbered gains."

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Optimist Headquarters 'Open', Pessimist Headquarters 'Closed'.

'What do you want to hear first, the bad news or the even worse news?'

Moan Pig.

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

Characters jumping out of a book.

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

'I'm not being punished! I'm reading because I happen to enjoy reading!'

"We've done a rigorous examination of your business plan using the latest algorithms to model future profits. . . which way up would you like it?"

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

The writers group met every Tuesday for support and fellowship.

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

Lost around a military base.

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

"This is an excellent story, Doris, so far."

'Crisis'

"I feel that I have at least one more unpublished novel in me."

'Is this your first book launch?'

Recalculating!

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"

"I'm not spinning - I'm contextualizing."

"It all happened so fast. 'Notable Book of the Year' to the remainder shelves to HERE in just six months!"

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

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"...And I like how you switched from the first person narrative to third person—impressive." "Thanks."

'I'm a writer.' - 'What a coincidence, I'm a reader.'

'You can't fire me! I'm too big to fail!'