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Passing Emotions

"Today, in all aspects of life losses outnumbered gains."

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The extreme pessimist. Not only is it half empty, I'll bet it's watered down!

Optimist Headquarters 'Open', Pessimist Headquarters 'Closed'.

'What do you want to hear first, the bad news or the even worse news?'

Moan Pig.

The Life of Pi

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

Characters jumping out of a book.

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

'I'm not being punished! I'm reading because I happen to enjoy reading!'

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

"We've done a rigorous examination of your business plan using the latest algorithms to model future profits. . . which way up would you like it?"

The writers group met every Tuesday for support and fellowship.

Lost around a military base.

'Crisis'

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

"This is an excellent story, Doris, so far."

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

"I feel that I have at least one more unpublished novel in me."

'Is this your first book launch?'

Recalculating!

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"

"I'm not spinning - I'm contextualizing."

"It all happened so fast. 'Notable Book of the Year' to the remainder shelves to HERE in just six months!"

"...And I like how you switched from the first person narrative to third person—impressive." "Thanks."

This new writer we've got is really working out, dear. I feel reinvigorated! Like someone's breathed new life into me! Why, I feel like anything can happen now! Like we can do things that are out of the ordinary! things we almost never do. I said Not tonight, dear.

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