Darkness Navigator Prints

"I'm doing my part to conserve electricity."

'You've cut me off. So how can I find my cheque book in the dark?'

'Today our special guest is Pamela, who will be telling us what it's like to have an extreme fear of being in the dark. To protect her identity we've placed her in a darkened studio.'

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

Barcode Dreams

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

'You know they've reached puberty when they're more interested in Dr. Ruth than Babe Ruth.'

"But what if this is all there is?"

"Are you willing to work the night shift?"

Pull and all nighter...

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

COVID Road Map

'Are you ready to be patronised yet?'

A dream of consequence

"I'm not saying a horrible creature lives under your bed."

'Oh, no! The monster under my bed is my brother!'

Cow Christmas anxiety dreams!

You will awake to discover a dream come true.

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

'What do you mean you're afraid of the dark? You're a nightcrawler.'

"Today, in all aspects of life losses outnumbered gains."

'Have a couple of dreams, and call me in the morning.'

'There's been a change in my recurring nightmare. I'm no longer falling . . . my credit rating is.'

Doom & Gloom

Animals looking at a map of the crops on a farm.

Man in a hazmat suit on a COVID-19 wrecking ball.

Bull and Bear Nightmare

"You're not working as a crossing guard now, Brenda."

'Ok, so you smelled gas and then you ... wait a minute! You're a family of opossums?'

'I had a nightmare last night. I dreamed I was let go by the public sector and not wanted by the private sector.'

Clown Nightmares

Circus Act

Sleepwalking Golfer

Second Thoughts Wedding