Darkness Navigator Gifts

"I'm doing my part to conserve electricity."

'You've cut me off. So how can I find my cheque book in the dark?'

'Today our special guest is Pamela, who will be telling us what it's like to have an extreme fear of being in the dark. To protect her identity we've placed her in a darkened studio.'

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

Barcode Dreams

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

I don't think I'm letting sunlight in when I open the curtains. I think the darkness is going out.

'You know they've reached puberty when they're more interested in Dr. Ruth than Babe Ruth.'

"But what if this is all there is?"

"Are you willing to work the night shift?"

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

Pull and all nighter...

Things that go beep in the night.

COVID Road Map

A dream of consequence

'Are you ready to be patronised yet?'

"I'm not saying a horrible creature lives under your bed."

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

You will awake to discover a dream come true.

'What do you mean you're afraid of the dark? You're a nightcrawler.'

'Oh, no! The monster under my bed is my brother!'

"Today, in all aspects of life losses outnumbered gains."

Cow Christmas anxiety dreams!

'Have a couple of dreams, and call me in the morning.'

'There's been a change in my recurring nightmare. I'm no longer falling . . . my credit rating is.'

Doom & Gloom

Animals looking at a map of the crops on a farm.

"I had a dream about a huge flaming rock falling from the sky! What do you think it means?"

Bull and Bear Nightmare

Clown Nightmares

Man in a hazmat suit on a COVID-19 wrecking ball.

Circus Act

Sleepwalking Golfer

'I had a nightmare last night. I dreamed I was let go by the public sector and not wanted by the private sector.'