Darkness Explorer Gifts

'We went to this marvellous place in Scotland, where, at night, there's absolutely no light pollution. Honestly, you've never seen such darkness - we got mugged.'

A vampire with a darkness flashlight

Rural Life - Man who has to walk home through the woods at night after staying late at a neighbour's

Earth Hour is like a short dayight saving only it's in the dark.

'What do you mean you're afraid of the dark? You're a nightcrawler.'

"Actually, I'm still on life support. I just came by to do a feasibility study."

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

"I shop, therefore I am."

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"I'm sending you an interesting article about declining birth rates."

Most valuable element.

'Look man, no wings!'

"Damnit—Every game ends in stalemate."

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

Orientation: Welcome to Hell

The Final Selfie

The Suite Hereafter

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

"Must we have ten minutes blasphemy every night?"

Going Down?

'Your deceased husband keeps saying: don't call him. He'll call you.'

Asteroid Denying Dinosaur vs. Asteroid Believing Dinosaur.

Early attempts at standardising currency.

"Your husband says BOO!"

'It's only fair Geraldine. I had to meet your parents.'

'Hope it's legit. I never had the chance to say good riddance.'

'Just as I suspected, Simpson. The extinction process happened very suddenly.'

"Sorry, no narcissists allowed."

Kid see shadow from mom as mom see shadow in painting.

"I thought it was deeper here."

Cemetery: Communicated with your loved one see Madam Zolta within.