Net Buster Mugs

Goal!

"Hack back with all you've got!"

Lawyer's secretary has in boxes labeled: Before the Fact and After the Fact.

"Be patient. It's almost dead."

"If a tree falls in the forest and hits a certain individual, would he still be able to testify?"

Flies up the ante!

"Fifth robbery this week. That's not a security camera ??" a local TV news station installed it to save time."

'Your father installed a security system.'

"Yours is the worst case of identity theft I've investigated."

Bureau of Missing Persons

"Where do you come up with your rationalizations for not writing?"

'That's Thompson. Best goalie we've ever had.'

'Not that insect, silly! That's my husband.'

Priest fighting the Zika mosquito by getting rid of its standing water.

'Hey, we're doing an office pool on who gets to bust that illegal card game on Main.'

"I tried killing an annoying bug with my nail gun. It seemed like a good idea at the time."

"My goodness, Gurkenham! This is the worst case of identity theft I've ever seen!"

MRSA Guide to hospital.

Whistle blower...

'Life's too short to hold grudges.' 'No it's not! You just need to organize your time better.'

'The prisons are full, so I'm releasing you back into the wild.'

"And what did you do when the defendent allegedly entered your home?"

First space criminal investigation

'Please tell me there's more to this than this.'

'How did I find you? Let's just say a little bird told me.'

'Seriously, honey, if there's a bug in the kitchen, just step on it!'

Nitrogen Emissions

Barman and drinker glare at man at bar ? sign says : 'Thank you for NOT saying 'At the end of the day'..''

'If I could pick as many winners as he picks balls out of net - I'd be a rich man.'

'Triple your money back! 100% effective against pesticide resistant insects! Guaranteed!

"All the ticks I removed over my summer vacation,' by Robbie Butler..."

'A Policeman hey? My dad is a crime-fighter too: He's a Forensic Accountant...'

Auditing