Net Buster Pillows

Goal!

"Be patient. It's almost dead."

Lawyer's secretary has in boxes labeled: Before the Fact and After the Fact.

"Hack back with all you've got!"

SWAT Team (going in to catch a fly).

"If a tree falls in the forest and hits a certain individual, would he still be able to testify?"

Flies up the ante!

'His debugging skills are exceptional.'

"Fifth robbery this week. That's not a security camera ??" a local TV news station installed it to save time."

Bureau of Missing Persons

"Yours is the worst case of identity theft I've investigated."

'Your father installed a security system.'

"Where do you come up with your rationalizations for not writing?"

'That's Thompson. Best goalie we've ever had.'

'Hey, we're doing an office pool on who gets to bust that illegal card game on Main.'

"I tried killing an annoying bug with my nail gun. It seemed like a good idea at the time."

Priest fighting the Zika mosquito by getting rid of its standing water.

"My goodness, Gurkenham! This is the worst case of identity theft I've ever seen!"

'Not that insect, silly! That's my husband.'

MRSA Guide to hospital.

Whistle blower...

'Life's too short to hold grudges.' 'No it's not! You just need to organize your time better.'

'The prisons are full, so I'm releasing you back into the wild.'

"And what did you do when the defendent allegedly entered your home?"

"All the ticks I removed over my summer vacation,' by Robbie Butler..."

'Seriously, honey, if there's a bug in the kitchen, just step on it!'

On particularly buggy days, Carl wore his citronella candle cap.

Nitrogen Emissions

Barman and drinker glare at man at bar ? sign says : 'Thank you for NOT saying 'At the end of the day'..''

'How did I find you? Let's just say a little bird told me.'

'Triple your money back! 100% effective against pesticide resistant insects! Guaranteed!

'If I could pick as many winners as he picks balls out of net - I'd be a rich man.'

First space criminal investigation

'Please tell me there's more to this than this.'

'A Policeman hey? My dad is a crime-fighter too: He's a Forensic Accountant...'