Skeptic Ninja Gifts

"Why don't you accept Jesus just to be safe?"

Fear/Knowledge

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

"It's such a lovely day!"

Skeptic Tank.

Another Bigfoot sighting...

That party went well.

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

Channelling on the Cheap

Follow Science or Your Weird Sky God

'Do you believe in reincarnation?' - 'I don't now, but I did when I was Napoleon.'

Rumors, lies and innuendo.

'See, dear, you can't believe everything you read. It says so right here on the internet!'

'Oh my!...Corn circles, Roswell, aliens, pyramids - there's a connection!...'

The new Physics

'If I've learned anything, it's believe half of what's in the newspapers, and even less of what's in your e-mail.'

Conspiracy Theory Bookstore: JFK, Princess Di, and Osama Bin Laden.

Admit it Doc. You're jealous because my home remedy worked better than your fancy prescription!

"About the vaccine, I read online that it was so Bill Gates could inject us with CHIPS!"

"And he had it peer-reviewed by his fellow pseudoscientists."

'I might give you the benefit of the doubt. But I doubt it.'

Experts through the ages.

"You say we atheists are going to Hell? Look at all the f**ks we give... Go ahead... Look at them all."

'Remember, son, don't believe any thing you hear and only half of what you see.'

Govt. UK led by Seance

"According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything."

Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise.

"Right. Women adore him, men want to be like him, and YOU... well, you're hopeless. So, am I the ONLY one who sees through this guy?"

"How do I know God is not real? For the same reason I know people on TV can't see me."

''Tree of Knowledge,' eh? - Has it been fact-checked?'

"Call me crazy, but this guy is really starting to worry me..."

"I'm back from Russia. Putin offered me a Dacha to say he's an honest man."

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