Skeptic's Sidekick Gifts

Pharmacy: 'It's a real miracle drug! It hasn't been recalled once by the FDA in 20 years on the market.'

Admit it Doc. You're jealous because my home remedy worked better than your fancy prescription!

Fear/Knowledge

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

"It's such a lovely day!"

Skeptic Tank.

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

Another Bigfoot sighting...

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

Channelling on the Cheap

Follow Science or Your Weird Sky God

'Do you believe in reincarnation?' - 'I don't now, but I did when I was Napoleon.'

Rumors, lies and innuendo.

'See, dear, you can't believe everything you read. It says so right here on the internet!'

The new Physics

'If I've learned anything, it's believe half of what's in the newspapers, and even less of what's in your e-mail.'

'Oh my!...Corn circles, Roswell, aliens, pyramids - there's a connection!...'

"And he had it peer-reviewed by his fellow pseudoscientists."

"About the vaccine, I read online that it was so Bill Gates could inject us with CHIPS!"

"We fell for this last time remember..."

'I might give you the benefit of the doubt. But I doubt it.'

Experts through the ages.

'Remember, son, don't believe any thing you hear and only half of what you see.'

"According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything."

''Tree of Knowledge,' eh? - Has it been fact-checked?'

Govt. UK led by Seance

"I'm back from Russia. Putin offered me a Dacha to say he's an honest man."

"Call me crazy, but this guy is really starting to worry me..."

'These bitcoins things are backed by technology and the internet! What could possibly go wrong?'

America's funniest investment scams

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

"You can't fool people all of the time, but you can get a lot of them to believe fake news!"

"If atheism is a religion, why hasn't it broken up into splinter groups who murder each other?"