Skeptic's Soulmate Gifts

"I'm not religious-just anti-science."

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

Admit it Doc. You're jealous because my home remedy worked better than your fancy prescription!

"We fell for this last time remember..."

"In two million years from now people like me will still be very rich tanks to idiots like you!"

'These bitcoins things are backed by technology and the internet! What could possibly go wrong?'

'Hope it's legit. I never had the chance to say good riddance.'

"Stop undressing me with your eyes."

'I think he's in too much pain to answer!'

Cupid's Valentine

'OK, now you've seen it...'

'Thanks, but no. It just doesn't add up.'

'I've got SO much on my plate right now, Steve - Ask me again when I'm fifty.'

"It would never work out- we're from two totally different tiers of the upper middle class."

"And this one is made of ancient crystals that detoxify the air and remove all the money from your pocket."

"Now do you believe me?"

Descartes's Demon

'Most cases like yours, Mr. Johnson, clear up completely with a healthy dose of skepticism!'

"Stacy. Stacy. Honey... You're not a doctor."

"This is just a placebo cast, but it makes a lot of people feel better."

"We met on Agnostic Rendezvous."

"Proving Jesus lived is harder than finding footprints in the water he walked on."

'Don't believe everything you read.'

'It's a wonderful find, and yet there's something suspicious about it.'

'A large Federal study published in the New England Journal of Medicine found that large federal studies don't prove anything.'

'People are skeptical about everything I say!', 'Oh, come now!'

"You are gullible and naive. You believe untrained charlatans. You squander your money."

Fortune telling

"If I can't be honest with you, Cheryl, who can I pretend to be honest with?"

"Do you really believe, Gerald?"

"IDEOMOTOREFFECT. See! I told you."