Skeptic Buddy Gifts

"We met on Agnostic Rendezvous."

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

Skeptic Tank.

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

Conspiracy Theory Bookstore: JFK, Princess Di, and Osama Bin Laden.

"In two million years from now people like me will still be very rich tanks to idiots like you!"

Admit it Doc. You're jealous because my home remedy worked better than your fancy prescription!

Experts through the ages.

Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise.

"Right. Women adore him, men want to be like him, and YOU... well, you're hopeless. So, am I the ONLY one who sees through this guy?"

'No, I don't believe in life after birth. When you're born, you're born!'

'OK, now you've seen it...'

"If I don't think it's going to work, will it still work?"

"Skip the ghost stories. Tell us your conspiracy theory again!"

"And this one is made of ancient crystals that detoxify the air and remove all the money from your pocket."

"Can atheists refuse to participate?"

"I think they're beginning to suspect our science is fraudulent."

Swami Trevor's Brotherhood of Celestial Enlightenment

"Now do you believe me?"

Descartes's Demon

'I am a bit suspicious...In my experience, there is no such thing as a 'Free Lunch'...'

'Is there a doctor in the house we can trust?'

'Most cases like yours, Mr. Johnson, clear up completely with a healthy dose of skepticism!'

"Proving Jesus lived is harder than finding footprints in the water he walked on."

"Stacy. Stacy. Honey... You're not a doctor."

"Thank you for not praying."

"Nope! Not that one! They still believe that 'gods' created the universe!"

Man to man re: crackpot's sign that says, 'Your Nutty Idea Here': Everybody's out to make a buck these days.

'Don't believe everything you read.'

'People are skeptical about everything I say!', 'Oh, come now!'

Ponzi Schemes Inc

'I see you reaching into your wallet for a twenty dollar bill.'

No atheists in Heaven.

We never went to the moon. The Youtube evidence is conclusive. Not the Van Allen thing again." "Van Allen." It is absolutely impossible for human beings to traverse the Van Allen radiation belt. Explain how the Apollo astronauts passed through that radiation belt without either dying or hulking out. They were exposed to a cat-scan's worth of radiation. It was supposed to be a rhetorical question.