Skeptic Buddy Pillows

"We met on Agnostic Rendezvous."

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

Skeptic Tank.

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

Conspiracy Theory Bookstore: JFK, Princess Di, and Osama Bin Laden.

"In two million years from now people like me will still be very rich tanks to idiots like you!"

Admit it Doc. You're jealous because my home remedy worked better than your fancy prescription!

Experts through the ages.

Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise.

"Right. Women adore him, men want to be like him, and YOU... well, you're hopeless. So, am I the ONLY one who sees through this guy?"

'No, I don't believe in life after birth. When you're born, you're born!'

'OK, now you've seen it...'

"If I don't think it's going to work, will it still work?"

"Skip the ghost stories. Tell us your conspiracy theory again!"

"And this one is made of ancient crystals that detoxify the air and remove all the money from your pocket."

"Now do you believe me?"

Swami Trevor's Brotherhood of Celestial Enlightenment

"I think they're beginning to suspect our science is fraudulent."

Descartes's Demon

'I am a bit suspicious...In my experience, there is no such thing as a 'Free Lunch'...'

'Is there a doctor in the house we can trust?'

'Most cases like yours, Mr. Johnson, clear up completely with a healthy dose of skepticism!'

"Proving Jesus lived is harder than finding footprints in the water he walked on."

"Thank you for not praying."

Man to man re: crackpot's sign that says, 'Your Nutty Idea Here': Everybody's out to make a buck these days.

"Stacy. Stacy. Honey... You're not a doctor."

"Nope! Not that one! They still believe that 'gods' created the universe!"

'Don't believe everything you read.'

'People are skeptical about everything I say!', 'Oh, come now!'

Fortune telling

Ponzi Schemes Inc

No atheists in Heaven.

"IDEOMOTOREFFECT. See! I told you."