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Skeptic Tank.

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ESP Clinic

Fear/Knowledge

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

"It's such a lovely day!"

Another Bigfoot sighting...

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

Channelling on the Cheap

'Do you believe in reincarnation?' - 'I don't now, but I did when I was Napoleon.'

Follow Science or Your Weird Sky God

Rumors, lies and innuendo.

'See, dear, you can't believe everything you read. It says so right here on the internet!'

The new Physics

'If I've learned anything, it's believe half of what's in the newspapers, and even less of what's in your e-mail.'

'Oh my!...Corn circles, Roswell, aliens, pyramids - there's a connection!...'

"And he had it peer-reviewed by his fellow pseudoscientists."

"About the vaccine, I read online that it was so Bill Gates could inject us with CHIPS!"

Conspiracy Theory Bookstore: JFK, Princess Di, and Osama Bin Laden.

Admit it Doc. You're jealous because my home remedy worked better than your fancy prescription!

Experts through the ages.

'I might give you the benefit of the doubt. But I doubt it.'

'Remember, son, don't believe any thing you hear and only half of what you see.'

''Tree of Knowledge,' eh? - Has it been fact-checked?'

"Call me crazy, but this guy is really starting to worry me..."

"According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything."

Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise.

Govt. UK led by Seance

"I'm back from Russia. Putin offered me a Dacha to say he's an honest man."

"Right. Women adore him, men want to be like him, and YOU... well, you're hopeless. So, am I the ONLY one who sees through this guy?"

'These bitcoins things are backed by technology and the internet! What could possibly go wrong?'

America's funniest investment scams

'No, I don't believe in life after birth. When you're born, you're born!'