Neatness Skeptics Gifts

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

Raptures

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

'I assure you madam, that the uglification factor of this mirror is no greater than the nationally accepted one-to-one standard.'

"Yeah, I keep a clean desk. Now all the mess is in the computer!"

'This associate has a first rate mind...and a third rate suit.'

Anal Retentives Assoc.

'I'm defragging my wardrobe.'

Decluttering. . .

"Someone's been sending me J. Crew catalogues."

"....and Brian, down there, is just here to even out our grid."

'I thought of becoming a doctor, but you have to wash your hands all the time . . .'

"This looks like more fun than taking a bath."

'Sorry about the blindfolds girls, but I haven't had time to tidy up.'

'The annual rite of spring: Cupid has shot her in the wallet.'

Organised Crime and Disorganised Crime

'We'd better go clean our rooms - Mom's getting serious.'

Man waiting for final leaf of autumn to fall.

'When we said 'One size fits all' we didn't mean all at the same time.'

'Yeah, I guess I have kind of let it go.'

"Thankfully my disorder comes across as being perfect."

'It's intimidating that you don't decorate your office.'

'I had a wardrobe malfunction. I lost my pocket protector.'

Hell - "You can say what you like about this place.. At least they keep it clean."

"You are so organized!"

"Did you send your editor the final pages of 'Organizing Your Life'?"

"I can get out most of the stains, but some will remain to remain you what a slob you are."

How to look good vapid.

Favoured angels were given a special pass for the 'Lift to Heaven'

''Earn our bread by the sweat of our brow'? -- is that sanitary?'

'Frankly, I think you've got a cheek asking me if you're the fairest of them all.'

"The striptease I like! The clothes on the floor I'm not wild about."

Your work station is a disgrace! It looks as if it hasn't been cleaned for a month. Don't blame me, I've only been here a week.

"This is what he would have wanted - he was a total neat freak."