Neatness Naysayer Gifts

"Did you send your editor the final pages of 'Organizing Your Life'?"

Raptures

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

Traditional vs alternative medicine.

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

"You told Pastor Bob about my room, didn't you?"

The anti-social network: 'Hey Jeffrey...I need help setting up my dad's anti-social network.'

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

"Yeah, I keep a clean desk. Now all the mess is in the computer!"

'I'm defragging my wardrobe.'

Anal Retentives Assoc.

Decluttering. . .

Go Back to New York

"....and Brian, down there, is just here to even out our grid."

'You and your aversion to needles!'

"This looks like more fun than taking a bath."

God is dead.

'Oh, yeah, they're cute until you can no longer claim them as dependents on your tax return.'

'Sorry about the blindfolds girls, but I haven't had time to tidy up.'

'You had to get shots? I couldn't stand that. I hate needles!'

Organised Crime and Disorganised Crime

Man waiting for final leaf of autumn to fall.

'The annual rite of spring: Cupid has shot her in the wallet.'

'I said my first no today...'

Hell - "You can say what you like about this place.. At least they keep it clean."

"Thankfully my disorder comes across as being perfect."

'Yeah, I guess I have kind of let it go.'

'I had a wardrobe malfunction. I lost my pocket protector.'

"You are so organized!"

"I can get out most of the stains, but some will remain to remain you what a slob you are."

'Frankly, I think you've got a cheek asking me if you're the fairest of them all.'

"The striptease I like! The clothes on the floor I'm not wild about."

"This is what he would have wanted - he was a total neat freak."

Brushing Under Man's Wig

"You're kidding! 'Cleanliness' actually is next to 'godliness'?"