Neatness Naysayer T-Shirts

"Did you send your editor the final pages of 'Organizing Your Life'?"

Raptures

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

Traditional vs alternative medicine.

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

The anti-social network: 'Hey Jeffrey...I need help setting up my dad's anti-social network.'

"You told Pastor Bob about my room, didn't you?"

"Yeah, I keep a clean desk. Now all the mess is in the computer!"

'I'm defragging my wardrobe.'

Anal Retentives Assoc.

Decluttering. . .

Go Back to New York

"....and Brian, down there, is just here to even out our grid."

'You and your aversion to needles!'

God is dead.

'Oh, yeah, they're cute until you can no longer claim them as dependents on your tax return.'

'Sorry about the blindfolds girls, but I haven't had time to tidy up.'

"This looks like more fun than taking a bath."

Organised Crime and Disorganised Crime

'You had to get shots? I couldn't stand that. I hate needles!'

'The annual rite of spring: Cupid has shot her in the wallet.'

Man waiting for final leaf of autumn to fall.

'I said my first no today...'

Hell - "You can say what you like about this place.. At least they keep it clean."

"Thankfully my disorder comes across as being perfect."

'I had a wardrobe malfunction. I lost my pocket protector.'

'Yeah, I guess I have kind of let it go.'

"You are so organized!"

"I can get out most of the stains, but some will remain to remain you what a slob you are."

'Frankly, I think you've got a cheek asking me if you're the fairest of them all.'

"The striptease I like! The clothes on the floor I'm not wild about."

"This is what he would have wanted - he was a total neat freak."

Germaphobes Anonymous.

Brushing Under Man's Wig