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"....and Brian, down there, is just here to even out our grid."

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

The Age of Reptiles. . .

Raptures

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

The real reason why flamingos are pink

Pregnant Panda at Edinburgh Zoo: 'Congratulations, Wilkinshaw...'

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

Batman's Baby

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

'Very good and to the point.'

Cliff Notes

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

"I'd love to go out with you. Do I have to have time to change."

Why giraffes hate winter

'Yes you have to work Earth Day.'

'DNA...nature's bar code.'

"You told Pastor Bob about my room, didn't you?"

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

"So, what are you doing after whale-watching season?"

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

'One of the good things about being a dung beetle is that my kids are not fussy eaters...'

"You're right, I can totally see my lung."

"Yeah, I keep a clean desk. Now all the mess is in the computer!"

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

baby birds in a nest reading Chick Lit

The Joshua Tree

The hummingbird's hum.

Darwin Updated: Divergent Species and Convergent Species.

The social isolation of the entomologist: 'Most people just want to talk about killing 'em.'

"Lawrence never goes anywhere without his ecosystem."