Neanderthal Joker Gifts

'Sure, but can you THINK on your feet'

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

Get crazy once in a while

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

Inflatable Duck Boat

'Want to freak her out? Stare over her shoulder without blinking for 10 minutes.'

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

'We had seven gloriously happy years together, and then he learned how to talk.'

'I've heard all about you. Jayne says you're quite the prankster.'

'Art, art, art - When are we going to get some engineers?'

"Let's see if I understand: your brain can't be upgraded with additional memory, and to make matters even worse, untold thousands of those brain cells die each day?"

Toilet humour

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

'Kids, you can all do it! Latest scientific research shows that you're smarter than previously believed.'

Here lies BoBo the Clown

"Comments are turned off."

"What do you mean, you 'feel funny'?"

"They seem to be most concerned with what shape it is."

No infrastructure problem here

Mr. Bubbles was beginning to regret sending his son off to clown college. 'Is that what they teach you, up at that fancy school of yours?!'

"Everybody's a comedian. When I asked the clerk if he had this size bolt, he laughed and asked, 'What are you - some kind of nut?'"

"He must like you. He wants you to share his whoopie cushion."

"Now go home and forget about your amnesia..."

A clown & his clone.

'A room with double beds, please.'

'...hmm ...I predict an upturn in profits this year.'

'Your Chef's Surprise, sir -- a sauteed whoopee cushion.'

"We couldn't do this before the iron age."

Shenanigans at the Leper Colony.

Sign On Door of Dept. Of Neanderthal Literature - Out Eat Back.

Restroom Practical Joke.