Neanderthal Joker Pillows

'Sure, but can you THINK on your feet'

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

Get crazy once in a while

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

'Want to freak her out? Stare over her shoulder without blinking for 10 minutes.'

Inflatable Duck Boat

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

'We had seven gloriously happy years together, and then he learned how to talk.'

'I've heard all about you. Jayne says you're quite the prankster.'

'Art, art, art - When are we going to get some engineers?'

"Let's see if I understand: your brain can't be upgraded with additional memory, and to make matters even worse, untold thousands of those brain cells die each day?"

Here lies BoBo the Clown

"What do you mean, you 'feel funny'?"

Toilet humour

"Comments are turned off."

'Kids, you can all do it! Latest scientific research shows that you're smarter than previously believed.'

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

"They seem to be most concerned with what shape it is."

"Everybody's a comedian. When I asked the clerk if he had this size bolt, he laughed and asked, 'What are you - some kind of nut?'"

No infrastructure problem here

Mr. Bubbles was beginning to regret sending his son off to clown college. 'Is that what they teach you, up at that fancy school of yours?!'

A clown & his clone.

'A room with double beds, please.'

'...hmm ...I predict an upturn in profits this year.'

"He must like you. He wants you to share his whoopie cushion."

'Your Chef's Surprise, sir -- a sauteed whoopee cushion.'

"Now go home and forget about your amnesia..."

Shenanigans at the Leper Colony.

Restroom Practical Joke.

Cloning Around

Sign On Door of Dept. Of Neanderthal Literature - Out Eat Back.