Neanderthal Narrator Pillows

'Man, look at these young guys! This 'wheel' thing is making them all soft. Next, they'll be using animals to pull themselves around!'

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

"See? Look what happened to Ook! - I WARNED you about evolution."

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

'We'll never understand these kids. It's the old evolution gap.'

'We had seven gloriously happy years together, and then he learned how to talk.'

'Art, art, art - When are we going to get some engineers?'

"Comments are turned off."

'Kids, you can all do it! Latest scientific research shows that you're smarter than previously believed.'

Pizza Carried Off On A Stick Like A Wild Animal

26,000 B.C. 'OG' invents the first Trombone. . .

'...hmm ...I predict an upturn in profits this year.'

Metro Sapien.

"We couldn't do this before the iron age."

Sign On Door of Dept. Of Neanderthal Literature - Out Eat Back.

'What a Neanderthal! Ork doesn't know his putter from his driver.'

A caveman offers another a copy of, 'The Ug Issue'.

"Oh, no. Not hunters or gatherers...decorators."

'We've just invented the Frisbee.'

Prehistoric Pop-Up Books Club

'He's a lot older than she is.'

"It's a great invention, but what if it leads to UTILITY BILLS?"

"I try to eat right, but huge chunks of raw meat are all you can find these days."

'Bipedalism sounds good, but what if we fall down?'

'You bunch of gatherers call that hunting? Get back out there and this time try the pointy end first!'

'Not tonight, dear. I've got a headache.'

'You're lucky. My wife won't let me have a man cave.'

the world's first music critic...

"Axle! - Will you STOP messing about??"

Art Gallery

What would I want with stone-cladding..?

'Sure, but can you THINK on your feet'

Cave Clowns.

'Dr. Sykes is very important in scientific circles. We believe he may be the missing link.'