Neanderthal Narrators Pillows

"Tell me again about that 'vegan' idea of yours."

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

"See? Look what happened to Ook! - I WARNED you about evolution."

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

'We'll never understand these kids. It's the old evolution gap.'

'We had seven gloriously happy years together, and then he learned how to talk.'

'Art, art, art - When are we going to get some engineers?'

"Comments are turned off."

'Kids, you can all do it! Latest scientific research shows that you're smarter than previously believed.'

26,000 B.C. 'OG' invents the first Trombone. . .

Pizza Carried Off On A Stick Like A Wild Animal

'...hmm ...I predict an upturn in profits this year.'

"We couldn't do this before the iron age."

Metro Sapien.

Sign On Door of Dept. Of Neanderthal Literature - Out Eat Back.

'What a Neanderthal! Ork doesn't know his putter from his driver.'

"It's a great invention, but what if it leads to UTILITY BILLS?"

'He's a lot older than she is.'

A caveman offers another a copy of, 'The Ug Issue'.

'We've just invented the Frisbee.'

Prehistoric Pop-Up Books Club

'Man, look at these young guys! This 'wheel' thing is making them all soft. Next, they'll be using animals to pull themselves around!'

'Bipedalism sounds good, but what if we fall down?'

'You're lucky. My wife won't let me have a man cave.'

"Axle! - Will you STOP messing about??"

'Not tonight, dear. I've got a headache.'

'You bunch of gatherers call that hunting? Get back out there and this time try the pointy end first!'

the world's first music critic...

"I try to eat right, but huge chunks of raw meat are all you can find these days."

Art Gallery

What would I want with stone-cladding..?

Cave Clowns.

'Dr. Sykes is very important in scientific circles. We believe he may be the missing link.'

'Friends Reunited: missing link version.'