Navel Enthusiast Gifts

'Let's go - play ball! Quit staring at your navels!!'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

'Cannonball!'

Servicemen.

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

Boat wedding.

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

Captain steering house through flood.

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

Farmer and FIsherman

Lighthouse Beam.

Fish or Cut Bait

"Shall I let them breathe."

Fishing boat.

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

Pirate School: 'Today mateys we are going to study the three aarrrsss.'

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

'Is the water cold?'

Says here the Navy's going to be patrolling the South China Sea. It could spark a history-changing war. Google tells me the last time a Naval conflict changed history, it was the Battle of Midway. You were alive at that time. How awesome was it to already be ancient when Midway happened? I never expected a question like that from a prepubescent stooge like you. Was it as awesome as when you saw Cleopatra lose at the Battle of Actium? I see you're bringing Google's a-game today.

COWMIKAZES

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

It became increasingly difficult for the captain to reward his crew and still maintain his ferocious reputation.

'So, what do you want to talk about?'

'Of course I brought the emergency flares.'

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'