Naval Games Gifts

"Large destroyer on the horizon, captain."

'Hey, you sank my battleship.'

Remote control pirate bully

Servicemen.

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

COWMIKAZES

Says here the Navy's going to be patrolling the South China Sea. It could spark a history-changing war. Google tells me the last time a Naval conflict changed history, it was the Battle of Midway. You were alive at that time. How awesome was it to already be ancient when Midway happened? I never expected a question like that from a prepubescent stooge like you. Was it as awesome as when you saw Cleopatra lose at the Battle of Actium? I see you're bringing Google's a-game today.

'Hardy I see no chips!'

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

"Destroyers"

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

Commonly confused homonyms: Frigate and Frigate

'Okay who swiped my bath toys?'

'It was only a joke. I never thought they's accept me.'

"Sir, our hood ornament is slowing us down."

On board the MS Hepatology

F&E Submarine Contractors. When we ask the government for assistance, we should avoid calling it a "bailout."

'A boy! Standing on a burning deck! I bet nobody did a risk assessment?'

Admiral in the bath.

A grave with an anchor and periscope

Horatio Nelson

'Kiss me Hardy.'

John Bull Devouring the French Navy

'THINGMY ON THE PORT BOW!! You know, what's it called? Long and pointy... Very fast... TORPEDO ON THE PORT BOW!!'

'Honda has recalled the U.S. Sixth Fleet due to leaky sunroofs.'

Iron clad sailors

"I'd like to report this stowaway I discovered two weeks ago, Captain."

Veteran mistakes ironclad ship for Noah's Ark

Sailor notices a sea mine in his foot bath.

'Oops! Butter-fingers.'

U Boat