Naval Games Pillows

"Large destroyer on the horizon, captain."

'Hey, you sank my battleship.'

Remote control pirate bully

Servicemen.

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

'Hardy I see no chips!'

COWMIKAZES

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

Commonly confused homonyms: Frigate and Frigate

"Destroyers"

'Okay who swiped my bath toys?'

'It was only a joke. I never thought they's accept me.'

"Sir, our hood ornament is slowing us down."

On board the MS Hepatology

A grave with an anchor and periscope

Admiral in the bath.

'A boy! Standing on a burning deck! I bet nobody did a risk assessment?'

Horatio Nelson

'Kiss me Hardy.'

John Bull Devouring the French Navy

Iron clad sailors

'THINGMY ON THE PORT BOW!! You know, what's it called? Long and pointy... Very fast... TORPEDO ON THE PORT BOW!!'

"I'd like to report this stowaway I discovered two weeks ago, Captain."

Veteran mistakes ironclad ship for Noah's Ark

'Oops! Butter-fingers.'

Sailor notices a sea mine in his foot bath.

Desert-Island Joke 2020: "Believe us, you're better off there."

'Oh, I'm the captain of my soul, all right -- it's just that I'm married to a fleet admiral.'

U Boat