Naval Operations Pillows

'Ooops. My bad. We should exchange insurance company numbers.'

Servicemen.

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

The Dubloon Stops Here

When laundry ruled the waves.

Sailor in Car.

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

'Just in case there is an accident.'

Subwoofer

Kamikaze Colour

Family Salutes as Father Comes Home.

'Hardy I see no chips!'

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

COWMIKAZES

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

Sub Editor

Coup thwarting

"No, I said to swab the deck!"

'Walter isn't truly happy unless he's bombing some country.'

"Port outbound, starboard home."

And this one i got for properly polishing my medals.

"International trade"

"Richard was recently promoted to first mate."

Rats deserting a sinking ship

Sailor's Poker.