Naval Technology Pillows

'Jackson, I hear you've come up with a sensational design for a new underwater vessel.'

Polar Bear

Submarine and mobile

Servicemen.

Captain in a storm

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

Goldfish bowl on raft...

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

"I got a swiss army hook!"

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

Pirate

Lighthouse Beam.

Moustached gentleman

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

"I find parrots have a tendency to fly away"

COWMIKAZES

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

"Call me Ishmael."

"I'm gonna want that taxidermied."

'A xebec and fluyt passed a heptad of shilpit grugrus.'

Sub Editor

AUKUS Deal Annoys France

US fears missile competition.

Commonly confused homonyms: Frigate and Frigate

'Okay who swiped my bath toys?'

'It was only a joke. I never thought they's accept me.'

'M.O.D. find budget replacement for the Fleet Air arm.'

"Sir, our hood ornament is slowing us down."

On board the MS Hepatology