Naval Technology Prints

'Jackson, I hear you've come up with a sensational design for a new underwater vessel.'

Polar Bear

Submarine and mobile

Servicemen.

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

Captain in a storm

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

Goldfish bowl on raft...

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

"I got a swiss army hook!"

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

Pirate

Lighthouse Beam.

Moustached gentleman

"I find parrots have a tendency to fly away"

COWMIKAZES

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

Says here the Navy's going to be patrolling the South China Sea. It could spark a history-changing war. Google tells me the last time a Naval conflict changed history, it was the Battle of Midway. You were alive at that time. How awesome was it to already be ancient when Midway happened? I never expected a question like that from a prepubescent stooge like you. Was it as awesome as when you saw Cleopatra lose at the Battle of Actium? I see you're bringing Google's a-game today.

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

'A xebec and fluyt passed a heptad of shilpit grugrus.'

US fears missile competition.

AUKUS Deal Annoys France

I Want to be a Drone President

Commonly confused homonyms: Frigate and Frigate

"I'm gonna want that taxidermied."

"Call me Ishmael."

Sub Editor

'Okay who swiped my bath toys?'

'It was only a joke. I never thought they's accept me.'

'M.O.D. find budget replacement for the Fleet Air arm.'