Naval Contractor Pillows

Servicemen.

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

COWMIKAZES

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

"Worst budget cuts ever!"

AUKUS Deal Annoys France

'It was only a joke. I never thought they's accept me.'

"Sir, our hood ornament is slowing us down."

'M.O.D. find budget replacement for the Fleet Air arm.'

Cyberwarfare

Admiral in the bath.

'Iraq had no WMD's? Iran has no nukes? Surely there must be some terror-producing country to keep Americans frightened, and in support of big defense spending!'

How To Cut The Defense Budget

'I've been tagged by a whaling commission, some environment people, a naval research team, a fishing group,some zoologists...'

"Today U.S. Defense Industry stocks rose on news Dick Cheney endorsed Donald Trump."

"Tell Congress we need a super duper hypersonic missile."

"Ah, Master Turnip, I see you're on a defence contract too!"

Your Country Needs MOO!

'THINGMY ON THE PORT BOW!! You know, what's it called? Long and pointy... Very fast... TORPEDO ON THE PORT BOW!!'

Remounts for the Yeomanry

"I'd like to report this stowaway I discovered two weeks ago, Captain."

'What's wrong, people? You wanna be sooper-dooper safe, don't you?'

"Unfortunately, what we thought to be the black box turned out to be the navy blue box"

'Oops! Butter-fingers.'

"We're fighting them in zone A, they're our allies in zone B, and we don't know what to do in zone C."

The Unknown Military Contractor