Naval Services Pillows

'You really want to quit your job on the submarine? Why, Seaman Jones? Why??'

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

Servicemen.

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

COWMIKAZES

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

'So, what do you want to talk about?'

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

"I am wearying of the crew's constant repetition of the same old sea shanties."

Commonly confused homonyms: Frigate and Frigate

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

'Okay who swiped my bath toys?'

'Every war game scenario I've run has you picking up the check.'

On board the MS Hepatology

'It was only a joke. I never thought they's accept me.'

"Sir, our hood ornament is slowing us down."

'We're drifting apart.'

'So it's true that dolphins help navigate.'

Support the Troops

'A boy! Standing on a burning deck! I bet nobody did a risk assessment?'

Admiral in the bath.

Your Country Needs MOO!

Horatio Nelson

'It's great to get away from the rat race!'

John Bull Devouring the French Navy

Iron clad sailors

'THINGMY ON THE PORT BOW!! You know, what's it called? Long and pointy... Very fast... TORPEDO ON THE PORT BOW!!'

"You can't have it both ways, kid."

Refueling at Sea: Library Ship