Naval Operations Gifts

'Ooops. My bad. We should exchange insurance company numbers.'

Servicemen.

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

The Dubloon Stops Here

When laundry ruled the waves.

Sailor in Car.

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

'Just in case there is an accident.'

Subwoofer

Family Salutes as Father Comes Home.

Kamikaze Colour

COWMIKAZES

Says here the Navy's going to be patrolling the South China Sea. It could spark a history-changing war. Google tells me the last time a Naval conflict changed history, it was the Battle of Midway. You were alive at that time. How awesome was it to already be ancient when Midway happened? I never expected a question like that from a prepubescent stooge like you. Was it as awesome as when you saw Cleopatra lose at the Battle of Actium? I see you're bringing Google's a-game today.

'Hardy I see no chips!'

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

'Walter isn't truly happy unless he's bombing some country.'

Sub Editor

"Richard was recently promoted to first mate."

"Port outbound, starboard home."

"International trade"

And this one i got for properly polishing my medals.

Rats deserting a sinking ship

"Let's see, this one is cherry flavored, I think this one is blueberry ..."

Sailor's Poker.

Coup thwarting