Naval Battles Gifts

'-er,couldn't we just shake on it,Horatio?'

Confederate Ram Arkansaw Cuts Through Union Fleet at Vicksburg

Remote control pirate bully

Servicemen.

Epic Battles

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

'This seems like a good time to get rid of some of the king's junk.'

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

Lost around a military base.

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

'Hardy I see no chips!'

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

COWMIKAZES

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

"Destroyers"

Commonly confused homonyms: Frigate and Frigate

'Silent type, eh?'

"You can let that go till later, Harris."

"Sir, our hood ornament is slowing us down."

'It was only a joke. I never thought they's accept me.'

On board the MS Hepatology

Admiral in the bath.

'A boy! Standing on a burning deck! I bet nobody did a risk assessment?'

"One of you go see who's at the door."

Battleship Bingo Night.

Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners

F&E Submarine Contractors. When we ask the government for assistance, we should avoid calling it a "bailout."

Jolly Sailor - Warning: May contain old salts.

Celebrate National Submarine Day.

"Looks like a storm ahead, Captain." "I think you're being over dramatic."