Naval Battles Mugs

'-er,couldn't we just shake on it,Horatio?'

Confederate Ram Arkansaw Cuts Through Union Fleet at Vicksburg

Remote control pirate bully

Servicemen.

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

'This seems like a good time to get rid of some of the king's junk.'

Epic Battles

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

Lost around a military base.

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

COWMIKAZES

'Hardy I see no chips!'

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

"Destroyers"

Commonly confused homonyms: Frigate and Frigate

'Silent type, eh?'

"You can let that go till later, Harris."

On board the MS Hepatology

"Sir, our hood ornament is slowing us down."

'It was only a joke. I never thought they's accept me.'

'Don't just stand there, Mum - Your admiral has lost the soap!'

A grave with an anchor and periscope

Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners

Admiral in the bath.

Jolly Sailor - Warning: May contain old salts.

'A boy! Standing on a burning deck! I bet nobody did a risk assessment?'

Victorian Royal Navy

"Looks like a storm ahead, Captain." "I think you're being over dramatic."