Nautical Nutriment Types Gifts

Practical pirate.

Captain in a storm

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

"Mind the whale, dear."

'Are we there yet?'

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

Goldfish bowl on raft...

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

'Slip Ahoy!'

"I got a swiss army hook!"

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

"Touché"

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

Moustached gentleman

"You're on a low sodium diet so watch the salty talk."

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

Pirate

Titanic: How's my steering.

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

Lighthouse Beam.

Saved...life is good!

Pirates: "To absent Limbs."

Dream On: Fish jumping into boat, whilst fisherman says 'Golly, guys! Can't you wait until I get my tackle box open?'

"I find parrots have a tendency to fly away"

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"