Nautical Foodie Gifts

"What do you fancy for breakie?"

'Snack Bar's Open.'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

'Cannonball!'

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

Captain steering house through flood.

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

Farmer and FIsherman

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

"Shall I let them breathe."

Lighthouse Beam.

Fish or Cut Bait

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

Pirate School: 'Today mateys we are going to study the three aarrrsss.'

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - Captain Spatula

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

It became increasingly difficult for the captain to reward his crew and still maintain his ferocious reputation.

'Of course I brought the emergency flares.'

'So, what do you want to talk about?'

'Keep pumping Mildred.'

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

"No, I said to swab the deck!"

"Call me Ishmael."