Nautical Cook Gifts

Pirate Captain, with his hook accessories, in his kitchen.

'Cannonball!'

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

Captain in a storm

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

Goldfish bowl on raft...

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

"I got a swiss army hook!"

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

Fishing from the Pier

Horn of Leftovers

Farmer and FIsherman

"Shall I let them breathe."

Moustached gentleman

Pirate

Lighthouse Beam.

Seafood: "Of course our food is fresh."

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - Captain Spatula

"I find parrots have a tendency to fly away"

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

'Keep pumping Mildred.'

Late Night with Patrick O'Brian

"Call me Ishmael."

'A xebec and fluyt passed a heptad of shilpit grugrus.'

"More helium."

"Richard was recently promoted to first mate."

Scuba diver in a fishmongers

'I told you we should have unionized.'

Pirate Dives For Underwater Treasure

"This is their way of reminding us how we're losing our best hope for Olympic Gold."