Nautical Cook Pillows

Pirate Captain, with his hook accessories, in his kitchen.

'Cannonball!'

Captain in a storm

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

Goldfish bowl on raft...

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

"I got a swiss army hook!"

Fishing from the Pier

Horn of Leftovers

Farmer and FIsherman

Lighthouse Beam.

"Shall I let them breathe."

Moustached gentleman

Pirate

"I find parrots have a tendency to fly away"

Seafood: "Of course our food is fresh."

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - Captain Spatula

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

'Keep pumping Mildred.'

"More helium."

"Richard was recently promoted to first mate."

Scuba diver in a fishmongers

"Call me Ishmael."

'A xebec and fluyt passed a heptad of shilpit grugrus.'

"Sorry, Captain, but we have to let you go. You just lack leader-ship skills."

"I forget who, but he's somebody's kid."

'Well, we still think you're a naughty boy, running away to sea like that!'

'I told you we should have unionized.'