Nautical Narrator Gifts

'Ships plumber reporting for duty.'

Edward Teach

"You're on a low sodium diet so watch the salty talk."

'Now let's build an insurance company and charge a fortune for all of this ocean front property.'

Fishing.

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

Captain in a storm

'Are we there yet?'

"Mind the whale, dear."

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

Emergency Phone.

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"As I was only saying the other day..."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

'Slip Ahoy!'

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

"Touché"

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'

Titanic: How's my steering.

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

Saved...life is good!

Moustached gentleman

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

Pirates: "To absent Limbs."

Dream On: Fish jumping into boat, whilst fisherman says 'Golly, guys! Can't you wait until I get my tackle box open?'

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"

"Call me, Ishmael."

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"