Nautical Raconteur Gifts

'You already told me about your operation -- ALL your operations!'

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

The one that got away

'Are we there yet?'

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

Fishing with God

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

"As I was only saying the other day..."

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

Pirates double up as a scratching post.

'Son, I told you before: If you circle your prey for too long, you get dizzy...'

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

"You're on a low sodium diet so watch the salty talk."

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

Pirates: "To absent Limbs."

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

"He's a keeper!"

"Call me, Ishmael."

'It was this big. I swear'

Going to Sea.

'That must be the 'Jolly Roger' they're always on about.'

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

It is my mother's, she uses it as an anchor for our yacht.

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

'Ships plumber reporting for duty.'

"Now you're just being a jerk!"