Nautical Raconteur Pillows

'You already told me about your operation -- ALL your operations!'

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

The one that got away

'Are we there yet?'

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

Fishing with God

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

"As I was only saying the other day..."

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

Pirates double up as a scratching post.

'Son, I told you before: If you circle your prey for too long, you get dizzy...'

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

"You're on a low sodium diet so watch the salty talk."

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

Pirates: "To absent Limbs."

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

'It was this big. I swear'

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

It is my mother's, she uses it as an anchor for our yacht.

'That must be the 'Jolly Roger' they're always on about.'

"He's a keeper!"

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

"Call me, Ishmael."

Going to Sea.

'Ships plumber reporting for duty.'

"Now you're just being a jerk!"