Nautical Storyteller Pillows

A Tale of the Sea

"As I was only saying the other day..."

Ink floating in a paper boat

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

The one that got away

'Are we there yet?'

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

Fishing with God

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

'Son, I told you before: If you circle your prey for too long, you get dizzy...'

"You're on a low sodium diet so watch the salty talk."

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

Pirates: "To absent Limbs."

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

'It was this big. I swear'

"He's a keeper!"

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

"Call me, Ishmael."

'Ships plumber reporting for duty.'

"Now you're just being a jerk!"

'Fear of getting caught is understandable but fear of water, I think, requires counselling.'

Angler poses with mermaid catch.

'I win!'

'It's grossed over a billion dollars. Let's go see the Titanic wreck.'

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

'To think we used to complain about a little flotsam and jetsam.'

Sea Horse outside saloon