Nautical Drama Lover Gifts

Lighthouse attracts ships like moths

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

Captain steering house through flood.

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

Lighthouse Beam.

Fish or Cut Bait

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

Pirate School: 'Today mateys we are going to study the three aarrrsss.'

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

It became increasingly difficult for the captain to reward his crew and still maintain his ferocious reputation.

'Of course I brought the emergency flares.'

"Now you're just being a jerk!"

'So, what do you want to talk about?'

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

'Honey, did you bring the anti-nausea pills?'

"No, I said to swab the deck!"

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

Distractions.

Pirate captain: 'I'm so embarrassed! I walked around all day with my swash unbuckled!'

"Call me Ishmael."

The Difficulties of Transporting Boats

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

On the plus side, I'd wager a lot of you folks back there had never seen an iceburg up close before.

"Port outbound, starboard home."