Nautical Drama Lover Prints

Lighthouse attracts ships like moths

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

Captain steering house through flood.

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

Lighthouse Beam.

"Entweder Fisch oder Fleisch"

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

Pirate School: 'Today mateys we are going to study the three aarrrsss.'

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

It became increasingly difficult for the captain to reward his crew and still maintain his ferocious reputation.

"Now you're just being a jerk!"

'So, what do you want to talk about?'

'Of course I brought the emergency flares.'

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

Pirate captain: 'I'm so embarrassed! I walked around all day with my swash unbuckled!'

Distractions.

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

"Call me Ishmael."

Set sail

Rats deserting a sinking ship

"No, I said to swab the deck!"

On the plus side, I'd wager a lot of you folks back there had never seen an iceburg up close before.

'Honey, did you bring the anti-nausea pills?'

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'