Nature's Candy Enthusiast T-Shirts

"They're healthy? All this time, Mom said carrots and raisins were nature's candy!"

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

"Too much sugar."

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'

Pastries and Candy

Bubble gum leaves

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

Chocolate Shop

Psychobabbling brook.

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

'What kind of filling would you like?'

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

"The candy on the pillow is a nicety of the house."

The dark side of Halloween.

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

"This is scary, maybe we should turn on the lights. Hello.."

Secret sweetie drawer...

"It's completely normal for someone your age to develop a taste for butterscotch."

Bubble Gum Dispenser

Roads with a view.

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."

It was a pretty vicious attack. He's lost a lot of candy.

'Try one - they're crunchy on the outside with a chewy centre.'

Whale Piñata.